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Y’all. I’M GETTING A PERM!!!! Just hush and let me finish! Oh, wait. That was it. I’m getting a perm. Now listen, I know y’all are going to write me 18…

Oct 8

I got a text from a girlfriend of mine the other day that said she loved the book The Last Thing He Told Me and that she really appreciated me mentioni…

Oct 5

The Attorney General said I might as well invite you all over to the house since I’ve spent the last two Stretch Marks articles showing you all picture…

Sep 30

I never promised you a rose garden. But I did promise you a picture of my “big wall.” If you are new to our little community then you may not know what…

Sep 28

Hello, my lovelies! It’s Stretch Marks day and you know what that means?! That means we talk about allllllllll of the things that make-up being a woman…

Sep 17

At what age did you take your daughter to her first Gynecological appointment? Asking for a friend. Last week I sent a text to a dear friend of mine wh…

Sep 15

Real quick… Go to this page, and check this out. See how amazing this is (and it is FREE) Look at everyone that's doing it. Here’s the link (time runni…

Sep 5

I remember where I was... When I was told to get off the ride because the bar wouldn’t close over me. When my (ex) best friend told me that if I contin…

Sep 4

Hello, My Lovely. As I type this email, I am riding in the car with David Radke. We have been in the car roughly 45 minutes and have hit the proceeding…

Sep 3

I believe… You have friends and family who love you but do not understand your problems with weight. You have put everyone in your life on “the list”…b…

Sep 2

I was watching a movie the other day, and one of the characters was called Bad News McCleary. They called him that because he had been their neighbor f…

Sep 1

Love is that thing you fought for. It’s that thing (like the baby or the career or the marriage) that most people said would never happen. But you work…

Aug 31

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