I will never eat at PF Changs again.So let it be written.So let it be done.Okay, maybe not ever. But at least not for a few months. Unless The Attorney General wants to go there. And if David is actually willing to buy? Then baby, I'm going.I love PF Changs. I do. I love their lettuce wraps all filled to the brim. Even though, in my opinion, they over do on the lettuce and under do on the filling. I love their fried rice and kung pao chicken. I love their crispy honey chicken. And I would put my mom up for sale on Craig's List for one bite of their The Great Wall of Chocolate.
Seriously you are the best writer ever. Not only can I relate to this feeling but seriously I can hear the words coming out of your mouth. Why on God’s giant earth do our children always pick the time we are in the midsts of a horrid excommunication to come talk to us about randomness!
I will tell you I had to break up with Chili’s for the same reason!
Spastic Colitis is not normal Melissa. I suffered with it for 8 yrs until I realized the medications I was on causes IBS! WTF! Off those meds and it took 12 months, but my digestion is normal! You need to reevaluate what meds your on. Just sayin.
I hate it that I literally laugh out loud at your expense!! I hope you are better! I can relate in some level. I hope you decide to give stand up a try. I would drive to Texas lol. Not really but you can come to California right???
My word. I was in stitches. I was laughing so hard I could barely see to read. This truly is the funniest thing I've ever read. Your daughter going on about the earrings and by the way let's stop at the mall because you need aqua net.
This is proof you've been eating healthy. And the minute you put something foreign in your gut, it said, "hold up! Where is Melissa and what have you done to her?" This same exact thing happened to me but not quite as fast. I did manage to drive ALL the WAY back home to die in my own bathroom. If I would have gotten the attention of a police officer trying to pull me over--he would have followed me ALL the way HOME. I was NOT stopping for nothing!!! My husband never said a word. LOL
Seriously you are the best writer ever. Not only can I relate to this feeling but seriously I can hear the words coming out of your mouth. Why on God’s giant earth do our children always pick the time we are in the midsts of a horrid excommunication to come talk to us about randomness!
I will tell you I had to break up with Chili’s for the same reason!
Spastic Colitis is not normal Melissa. I suffered with it for 8 yrs until I realized the medications I was on causes IBS! WTF! Off those meds and it took 12 months, but my digestion is normal! You need to reevaluate what meds your on. Just sayin.
I hate it that I literally laugh out loud at your expense!! I hope you are better! I can relate in some level. I hope you decide to give stand up a try. I would drive to Texas lol. Not really but you can come to California right???
I pray that this was before you anal fissures this week, otherwise, I'm crying with you.
TJ Maxx all over again!! Lol
I just about went myself I was laughing so hard reading this!!!
I am dying laughing because I can completely relate!!!🤣🤣🤣
Lol....been there. You're a great writer, I see and feel your pain....
My word. I was in stitches. I was laughing so hard I could barely see to read. This truly is the funniest thing I've ever read. Your daughter going on about the earrings and by the way let's stop at the mall because you need aqua net.
So sorry this happened to you. I love how real you are.
So funny Melissa, thank goodness you survived.
This is proof you've been eating healthy. And the minute you put something foreign in your gut, it said, "hold up! Where is Melissa and what have you done to her?" This same exact thing happened to me but not quite as fast. I did manage to drive ALL the WAY back home to die in my own bathroom. If I would have gotten the attention of a police officer trying to pull me over--he would have followed me ALL the way HOME. I was NOT stopping for nothing!!! My husband never said a word. LOL
Been there, done that. I too felt like I needed to plan my funeral. 🥴😄
Love reading all your post and wathcing yall videos! I needed that laugh this morning! Have a awesome day :)
Oh Melissa, you never disappoint. You are my truly funny sister in Christ! I'm sending you so much love!💕💋
Omg been there, done that. Nobodys in there then a crowd comes in...