Jokes on You

I LOVE April Fools jokes. I live for this day to come around once a year. I put my thinking cap on in February and I don’t stop thinking of ways to make people’s lives miserable until April 2nd.

I know what you’re thinking: I’m such a dear friend.

One year I posted an ad in the Classifieds for a…

2018 Cadillac Escalade. Great condition. Low mileage and regular oil changes. Leather interior. All the bells and whistles. Must go. Asking $7,000 obo.

My friend – who had no intention on selling his brand new car – said his phone started ringing at 5am and didn’t stop for three days. Man, I’m good.

One year I spent hours and hours filling out online magazine forms for nursing homes, RV sales, medical equipment, gardening, and vacationing in your senior years, with a friend’s home address and email account. They eventually had to get a new email address. That was a proud day.

There are other things I’ve done but they are even worse, and I really don’t want to have to read your angry emails. I know you think I should grow out of this by now, but I can’t! It’s in my blood. My dad once switched the Men’s Restroom sign with the Pastor’s Office sign and all morning long men kept walking into the Pastors office asking where the stalls were. So, this is in my blood, people!

This year I am stealing my friend’s car keys, placing them in a huge glass bowl, filling it with water and freezing it. I am then going to take it out, turn it over on his kitchen counter and let it melt. The only way to his keys it to make an absolute mess in his kitchen. Actually! It’s either that or stealing every single piece of his clothing while he is asleep. You might wonder how I can get in his house – but I asked him his code last year when he was on pain medicine. He has no idea that he told me.

Tomorrow is April Fools. Do something to make someone laugh or cry or become really really stressed out. God gave us this day for a reason! Happy pranking!!

Love ya. Mean it.

Melissa