Thursday Things 1/16/25

I know. I know. You just spent 4million dollars on your kids Christmas, the last thing you can think about it spending another dollar. I HEAR YOU.

But what have you done for you lately? I HEAR THAT, TOO, MOMMA.

I love Thursdays because I get to share alllll of my favorite things with you from this last week. Some are new, some are the new standards in my life. What does “a new standard” mean? It means, my eyelashes are now like a fully grown adults. They are not like a tiny child’s. Or someone who has been electrocuted. I will only be having long, full lashes from now on. This is my new standard. It should be yours, as well.

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✨Strength & Nourishment: Like a green smoothie for your lashes—packed with vitamins and minerals for stronger, healthier growth.
✨ Boosts Lash Growth: Zinc is the MVP, keeping your lashes lush and thriving.
✨ Hydrates & Conditions: Bye, brittle lashes—hello, hydration!
✨ Damage Defense: Antioxidants protect against stressors like pollution and UV rays.
✨ Lash Longevity: Fuller lashes with less fallout = all the flutter goals.

Consider this your sign to love on your lashes even more. 💕 Grab yours here! And use code: MELISSAR for 10% off!

My other new standard? I don’t care if it’s cheezy or fashionable, out-of-style or on fleek, if I wanna dress for the occasion, IMMA DRESS FOR IT. mmmkay? Is Valentines a made-up holiday? Maybe. But I look adorable in pink and the red/pink combo is one of my fave’s right now. So sue me! Click the pic to find some of my favorite Valentines fashions.

I know! In 2025 let’s set the new standard at “we won’t writhe in pain, we won’t let them drag the floor and we won’t wear a torture device.” Sound reasonable? Thank you, Eby. For being everything I need in a day bra (wireless bralette), an errands bra (support bralette) and a date night out bra (3D precision bra). Thank you for making my boobs look like something you could sit a drink on. I owe you one! P.S. David Radke thanks you, too! Just click the pic! And use code: RADKEFS15 for 15% off + free shipping. That red color is called Potion and it. is. fire. Check it out!

Remi Radke came in my bathroom the other day to find some lipgloss. She pulled out my drawer - full to the brim of gloss colors - and exclaimed, “Why is every single thing in here from Shine?” And she’s right. Everything I own (sans a chosen few) are from Shine. I’ve been using their lip stain and lip gloss colors for almost three years and I never talk about them. Why??? My new standard this year? Make my lips stand out. And this is how we do it. Click the pic for a look at all of their colors. And use MELISSARADKE10 for 10% off. I LOVE their stuff!

And lastly, but certainly not leastly. I have watched women all over TikTok try and keep down a spoonful of sea kelp. Why, God, why? They are spitting it out left and right. They are gagging and hurling and all because they want the benefits of what ocean minerals can do for you. I get it! But when those ocean minerals are in a pack that can be mixed with water, I just wanna scream “WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BRITTANY?” Right now Yu is having a free shipping sale when you spend over $125. So quit putting a spoonful in your mouth, and just put it in your glass. Here are the ingrediants in our Earth & Ocean Greens packet:

Wheat Grass Powder, Ingestible Maltodextrin, Crystalline Maltitol Powder, Spirulina Powder, Pineapple, Tomato, Papaya, Guava, Lemon, White Grapefruit, Sweet Orange, Tangerine, Longan, Peach, Pumpkin, Bitter Gourd, Carrot, Cucumber, Pak Choi, Cabbage, Mulberry, Kale, Parley, Celery, Pea, Litchi, Kiwi, Apple, Passion Fruit, Sweet Potato, Beet, Yam Mushrooms, Corn, Black Bean, Spinach, Pepper, Burdock Root, Flammulina, Noni Fruit, Blueberry, Acai Berry, Onion, Cranberry, Bayberry, Red Grapes, Black Currant, Pear, Raspberry, Sweet Cherry, Pomegranate, Sesame, Goji Berry, Apricot, Chrysanthemum, Jerusalem Artichoke, Coicis Semen, Watermelon, Indian Gooseberry, Garlic, Japanese Honeysuckle, Polygonatum, Jews Ear Mushroom, Welsh Onion, Aloe, Cinnamomi Cortex, Blood Orange, Coconut, Hawthorn, Purple Rice, Mangosteen, Barley, Grass, Granny Smith Apple, Banana, Basil, Prickly Pear, Mango, White Kidney Bean, Table Olive, Sugar Cane, Broccoli, Asparagus, Apricot, Kumquat, Roselle, Nutmeg, Melon, Date Plum Persimmon, Ginger, Portulaca Oleracea, White Grape, Strawberry, Black Tea, Citric Acid, Apple Juice Powder, Pectin, Pineapple Flavor Powder, Green Tea Powder, Mango Flavor Powder, Seviol Glycosides, Broccoli Sprout Powder, Psyllium Husk,Barley Grass, Spinach, Celery Juice Powder, Banana Powder, Moringa Leaf Extract, Portulaca Oleracea Extract, Kale Juice Powder, Sea Grape Extract Powder, Magnesium, Sodium, Potassium, Calcium, gum acacia

Good Lord, what else do you want? Look, this is the year that I’m really blunt about the things I do. You ready? I sell Beautiful Yu products because a) it makes me feel better than any other wellness and lifestyle product that I have ever tried. And I’ve tried a ton. From digestion, to immune support to skin and fat loss - Beautiful Yu has simply beat everything else to the punch. And b) I get paid really really well by the company. Because the company is Christian owned and operated and they believe in treating their affiliates more than fairly. So buy it, take it, sell it, do whatever you want - just let ME help YOU set a new standard of how you’re going to feel in 2025. Because I love you, knucklehead. Click the pic and use my code MELISSAR to get 25% off when you subscribe or 15% when you do a one month trial.